Harvard Sues Trump, Claims Foreign Students Are "Essential for Academic Diversity"
By Vixen Vile, Published Published 2025-05-23
Well, well, isn't this just the academic equivalent of throwing a hissy fit? Harvard University, the Ivy League darling, has decided to take its ball and go home, suing the Trump administration for having the audacity to say 'no more' to their international student cash cows. Because, you know, how dare the government interfere with their quest for diversity, especially when that diversity comes with hefty tuition checks?
The nerve of these Harvardites, acting as if their precious foreign students are not just wallets on legs, but rather some sort of academic salvation for America. I mean, without them, how would Harvard professors fill their lecture halls with eager minds and eager wallets? It's not about education; it's about the endowment, honey.
And let's not forget, this comes right after the administration dared to revoke Harvard's access to student visa programs. The horror! How could Harvard possibly survive without their international students? Oh, wait, maybe by actually educating the ones already in the country? But that would require them to admit that their business model is less about academia and more about global student trafficking.
So here we have it, folks, Harvard throwing a legal tantrum, not for the love of learning, but for the love of green. It's not about the students; it's about the money, the prestige, and the smug satisfaction of telling the government to back off. But let's see how this plays out. Will justice prevail, or will the almighty dollar? Stay tuned, because this is going to get uglier than a Harvard-Yale game at halftime.
