Trump's Latest Tariff Tantrum: EU and Smartphones Next in His Crosshairs!
By Vixen Vile, Published Published 2025-05-23
The Donald's latest tantrum on Twitter? A 50% tariff on EU imports because, apparently, he's not just building walls but also economic moats. And if your smartphone isn't 'Made in America', expect to fork out 25% more, because in Trump's world, patriotism is measured by how much extra you pay for your gadgets.
His genius economic strategy? Make everything so expensive that the only thing you can afford to buy is his next campaign hat. It's like he's trying to turn 'Make America Great Again' into 'Make America Broke Again' - but with style!
But let's give credit where it's due; his tweets are becoming more creative. From 'Crooked Hillary' to 'Tariff Tantrum Trump', he's got a flair for branding. Maybe next, he'll threaten to tax the air we breathe unless it's American oxygen. We're not just talking protectionism; we're entering the realm of economic hostage-taking.
So, prepare to pay through the nose for your overpriced, locally-assembled smartphone. And if you're in the EU, remember, you're just a tariff away from being an economic pariah. Welcome to Trump's New World Order, where your wallet is the only thing that matters.
