Democrats Roll Out Red Carpet for Terrorist's Dad, Because Why Not? A Murderous Touch to Their Guest List!
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
Ah, leave it to the Democrats to ensure their guest list at the Trump address isn't just any ol' boring political soirée. No, sir, they've gone and invited the father of the charming individual accused of transforming the Capital Jewish Museum into a personal shooting gallery. Because, you know, nothing says "bipartisanship" like extending a warm welcome to the family of a terror suspect.
The Democratic congressman, in a move that screams "hold my Chardonnay," thought it fitting to elevate the terror-tied figure to "special guest" status. It's like they've decided that the best way to combat hate is by rubbing shoulders with those who might just be producing it at home. Perhaps, in their grand plan, they believe this will dissuade young, impressionable terrorists from following in their father's footsteps.
But let's not get too caught up in the horror of it all; it's a party after all! Imagine the small talk: "So, what does your son do for a living?" "Oh, he's into ... international relations, you could say." And as they clink glasses, one must wonder if the Democrats are now in the business of providing terrorist families with a 'get out of jail' free card. Who needs therapy when you can have prime seats and a national platform?
