UN's Own Dr. Evil Plans to Arrest Israeli Masterminds, Then Disappears Like a Bond Villain
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
In an audacious plot twist straight out of a Cold War spy thriller, Karim Khan, the ICC's very own Dr. Evil, was set to unleash his wrath on Israeli officials Itamar Ben-Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich before conveniently going AWOL. Allegedly, his arrest warrants were his pièce de résistance, but before the ink could dry, he vanished into thin air, leaving the international community scratching their heads in disbelief.
But fear not, for our dear Karim has his reasons. It's not just any old leave; no, it's a strategic retreat, a well-timed escape from the UN's probing fingers reaching into the dark corners of his closet, where skeletons of alleged sexual misconduct are rumored to be stashed.
One can only imagine the bewilderment of Ben-Gvir and Smotrich, expecting handcuffs from the ICC, only to find themselves in a comedy of errors where their would-be captor has vanished like a magician's assistant, leaving behind a cloud of smoke and the lingering stench of scandal. As for Khan, he's probably sipping cocktails on some remote island, chuckling at the chaos he's left behind. But let's not forget, the ICC's reputation now hangs by a thread, as thin as Khan's alibi, making this saga not just a tale of justice deferred but a circus of international law.
