Trump's Latest Stroke of Genius: Shuts Down Office Linking Experts With Government!
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Of course, in a world where ignorance is bliss, Trump has made the logical leap to disband the office that dared to bring critical thinking into the White House. It seems the administration has finally decided that experts are just too... expert-y for their taste. Who needs those pesky academics and think tanks when you have the timeless wisdom of Twitter and Fox News to guide policy?
This move is part of a brilliant new strategy to streamline government efficiency. By eliminating access to outside expertise, the administration can now focus on gut instinct decision-making. No more messy data, no more conflicting reports, just pure, unadulterated decision-making. It's like a breath of fresh air, except it's more like a hurricane of idiocy sweeping through the halls of power.
And let's not forget, this move will surely save taxpayer dollars! After all, why pay for expensive research when you can make decisions based on what feels right in the moment? This is democracy at its finest, folks. Gone are the days of 'analysis' and 'research'-welcome to the era of 'feels', where every policy has the backing of a gut feeling from the White House. Bravo, Trump, for making America think less again!
