Macron Shoves Away 'Madame Pushy Fingers' in Vietnam, Claims She's Just Showing Him the Way
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Ah, the marital spats of the global elite, truly a spectacle for us commoners! French President Emmanuel Macron has vehemently denied that his wife, Brigitte, was trying her hand at amateur face-pushing during their arrival in Vietnam. Oh, no, according to Emmanuel, Brigitte was simply offering a bit of "gentle guidance," as if she were directing traffic or perhaps correcting his tie.
I mean, who wouldn't want a little help from their spouse when trying to maintain diplomatic relations? One can only imagine Brigitte's coaching, "No, no, darling, not that way, this way!" all while ensuring her darling husband doesn't mistakenly wave to a potted plant instead of a dignitary.
Yet, the President's spin team has outdone themselves this time, claiming Brigitte was only ensuring that her beloved husband's face was properly angled for the cameras. Yes, because we all know the most important thing when greeting a foreign delegation is not your handshake but how well your dimples show up on social media.
Just another day in the life of political power couples where shoving is merely "physical encouragement," and every awkward moment is a calculated PR move. If only all marriages were this... enlightening.
