Breaking News: Hamas Bigwig's Corpse Tunneled Out at Hospital's Basement
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 5 hours ago
And the gong show continues. Turns out, Israel's playing hide-and-seek with corpses now. Just unearthed the body of Mohammed Sinwar, right under a hospital, in a tunnel, because why not? I mean, who wouldn't stash a body in a place meant for saving lives? It's almost poetic, if you're into that kind of dark, twisted irony.
Gotta hand it to the military, though. They've got the whole "looking for the dead in the most unexpected places" down to an art form. Hospital's basement? Check. A tunnel? Check. It's like a macabre Easter egg hunt, except instead of colorful eggs, you're finding dead terrorists. And people say romance is dead.
And now, we wait with bated breath for the next episode of "As The Gaza Strip Turns". What's next? A Hamas leader's head in a salad bar? The world's a stage, and these guys are making the most of their tragic roles. I guess we can all agree, the Middle East has its own brand of dark comedy, and we're just along for the ride.
