Discord CTO's Constant Enshittification Rants: Because We All Love Corporate Monologues
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 21 hours ago
Oh, absolutely splendid! Discord's CTO must be the life of the party, prattling on about "enshittification" like it's the latest social media buzzword. Can you imagine? A tech executive whose favorite pastime is to drone on about how capitalism ruins everything, while presumably sipping on a $500 artisanal coffee.
And here we were, thinking that Discord was just about nerds and gamers having a chat, but no, it's apparently a high-stakes battleground where the noble fight against the forces of enshittification is waged. This isn't about building a strong business; it's about creating a new buzzword to distract us from the fact that our chat logs are being sold to the highest bidder.
But wait, there's more! He's not just complaining; he's "constantly bringing it up." Bravo, sir, your dedication to reminding everyone of the corporate machine's true nature is, if nothing else, consistent. Perhaps next time he could mix it up a bit-try "enshittification" in a haiku or maybe a limerick. Surely that would brighten up those meetings, wouldn't it?
