AI Copyright Standoff: Lords Still Can't Figure Out How to Protect Artists, Just Like My Mom Can't Work Her VCR
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 2 days ago
Alright, listen up, tech simpletons! Here we go again with the AI copyright standoff, now hitting the esteemed chambers of the House of Lords! You'd think with all their fancy wigs and robes, they could solve something as simple as protecting artists from becoming AI fodder. But no, they're just as clueless as my Mom struggling with a basic VCR remote, hitting every button except the one that actually plays the movie.
It's like watching a group of octogenarians trying to master a flip phone. These Lords, in their infinite wisdom, are floundering with AI copyrights like a fish out of water. They probably think "AI" stands for "Absolutely Incredible," which they shout while they're trying to figure out how to turn on their smartphone for the first time. Meanwhile, artists everywhere are watching their livelihoods being repurposed into digital art without a cent of compensation.
Why don't they just decree that every AI machine must have a giant red button labeled "Pay the Artist"? Then, every time an AI wants to remix someone's art, it hits the button, and voila! Magic money. But no, we're stuck with these so-called innovators who can't innovate their way out of a paper bag. Instead of solutions, they're giving us more blather, just like my Mom blaming the TV for being "too clever by half." When will someone give these Lords the user manual for common sense? Until then, let's all strap in for the ride of legislative ineptitude.
