Ukrainian Drones Give Moscow a Taste of Its Own Medicine, But Only a Pinch
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 6 hours ago
What's this? Russia, the country that's been playing the world's most dangerous game of "Duck, Duck, Goose" with Ukraine, finally gets a taste of its own medicine? A few Ukrainian drones decided to take a sightseeing tour over Moscow, and suddenly, the skies aren't so friendly anymore.
Mayor Sergei Sobyanin, in a fit of melodrama, announced on Telegram that these pesky drones were intercepted and destroyed by Russia's oh-so-valiant air defense. Because, you know, defending your capital from a handful of drones is the epitome of military prowess.
Now, don't get me wrong, it's not like these drones were carrying a fleet of angry Ukrainians ready to dish out some street justice. No, they probably just wanted to see the Kremlin up close, maybe snap a selfie or two. But nope, Russia had to show the world they can't handle a few buzzing gadgets, closing airports and causing a ruckus over what amounts to a minor inconvenience compared to what they've been dishing out.
And here we are, watching the world's biggest bully throw a tantrum because someone dared to buzz their tower. If this is what it takes to make Russia squeal, then maybe we should send them some more drones. Not for warfare, mind you, but for entertainment. After all, if they're going to be so easily rattled, we might as well give them something to really complain about.
