Trump's Troops Trample Tranquility in Tinseltown!
By Vixen Vile, Published 8 hours ago
Truly, the Donald has outdone himself, dispatching his army of orange-uniformed enforcers to pacify the petulant protestors of Los Angeles. Ah, the audacity, the sheer nerve, to parade in the City of Angels with all the subtlety of a rhinestone-studded bulldozer.
Naturally, this move has its supporters, those who believe that a little military might is the perfect recipe for... what? Calming tensions? More like ensuring the next season of 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' features camo instead of couture. Let's not kid ourselves, folks, we're talking about the land where even the pigeons have publicists.
But let's not forget the true victims here, shall we? The poor, misunderstood migrants, who, according to Trump's twisted logic, are somehow less deserving of sanctuary than his spray-tanned hair. The irony is thicker than the smog hanging over LA. Here's to hoping the National Guard brings more than just guns; perhaps they'll carry a shred of human decency, too.
