Trump's Latest Move: Medicaid to Deportation Pipeline Now Open!
By Vixen Vile, Published Published 2025-06-13
In a twist that could only be described as the wet dream of every xenophobic bureaucrat, President Trump has decided to use taxpayer-funded health data to fuel his deportation fantasy. Yes, because when you think healthcare, you naturally think "how can I deport more people today?"
Imagine the scene in ICE offices: agents sipping their morning brew, eagerly opening their new "Immigrants to Deport" catalog, courtesy of Medicaid. They probably have a bingo game running, marking off each state's contribution. "Bingo! We've got Nebraska!"
Now, one might argue this is a gross violation of privacy, but hey, in Trumpland, healthcare apparently includes a free one-way ticket back to your homeland. Who needs HIPAA when you've got deportation quotas to fill? Next up: giving your blood type to ICE to see if you're a match for a bullet.
