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Kershaw Hits 3,000 Strikeouts, Finally Puts Name on Map

Kershaw Hits 3,000 Strikeouts, Finally Puts Name on Map

Blitz Baxter By Blitz Baxter, Published 5 hours ago

In what will no doubt be the most earth-shattering news since the invention of the toilet paper roll, Clayton Kershaw has managed to strike out 3,000 batters in his illustrious, not-to-be-forgotten, almost-impossible-to-watch-career.

The guy's got arms like spaghetti, but apparently, when you throw enough noodles at a wall, some of them stick, and then you get to join the elite club of dudes with more strikeouts than brain cells.

And let's not forget, this is the same Clayton Kershaw who throws like he's trying to get his curveball to make the world's slowest-ever lap around the stadium. But hey, three thousand people didn't read his pitches, so he's now brushing shoulders with names like Nolan Ryan, who probably saw this coming before Kershaw did.

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