Trump's Deportation Spa: Where Torture is Just Part of the Package!
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
Well, well, well, if it isn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the latest guest at Trump's Deportation Spa, also known as El Salvador's notorious prison. Apparently, this luxurious getaway offers a full range of treatments, including severe beatings and a delightful dash of psychological torture. It's like a 5-star resort for those who've run afoul of Uncle Sam's hospitality.
According to court documents, Garcia got the full VIP treatment, complete with sleep deprivation - because who needs rest when you're on vacation, right? It's all part of the charm, ensuring you're too exhausted to even think about complaining. It's like Trump's own little Guantanamo, but with less orange jumpsuits and more... well, actual torture.
Isn't it heartwarming to know that our tax dollars are funding such innovative travel experiences? Instead of Disneyland or Hawaii, you get to explore the exotic landscapes of psychological torment. Here's to hoping the next deportee gets a free upgrade to the "Waterboarding Suite" - because if you're going to suffer, you might as well do it in style.
