Trump's Tax Bill: The GOP's Mental Gymnastics
By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago
Bravo, America! The Republican party's latest display of intellect has graced us with the most daring legislative acrobatics since the moon landing was 'faked' by their darling leader. Their enthusiasm for Trump's tax-and-spend bill is as profound as their understanding of basic economics-or lack thereof.
Supporters of the orange-hued maestro have spoken, and their wisdom astounds. "It's a no-brainer," they quip, perhaps because their brains have indeed taken leave for a much-needed vacation. This bill, they assure us, will make America great again by making the rich richer and the poor poorer, a tried and true economic model straight out of 'The Art of the Deal.'
But wait, there's a 'split' among the faithful, as if this revelation is akin to discovering the earth might not be flat after all. Some seem to have momentarily peeked over the edge of their echo chamber, perhaps glimpsing the possibility that this bill might just be a colossal scam. Yet, fear not, for the cognitive dissonance will soon kick in, and they'll return to their blissful ignorance, as predictable as the tides... or Trump's hair in the wind.
