Trump's Latest Travel Ban: Because Hatred is the Best Export
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
Prepare your suitcases for a surprise, folks! The Trump administration is at it again, weaving its magic wand to bless us with an expanded travel ban. Because, you know, nothing screams "Make America Great Again" quite like barring half the world from its shores. They're not just stopping at the Middle East this time; they're broadening their horizons, proving that bigotry is truly a global endeavor.
Now, brace yourselves for the thrilling 60-day deadline to comply with this newfound vision of security. It seems that in the land of the free, freedom is a luxury some can't afford. The State Department, ever vigilant, has issued warnings as if this were a matter of grave importance. One can only imagine the confusion at embassies worldwide as they try to explain why your holiday visa just got canceled because your country now poses an "immeasurable threat."
But let's not forget the sheer genius behind this move. Expanding the travel ban to 36 more countries? That's not just xenophobia; that's strategic xenophobia. Trump's playing global chess, and we're all pawns, being moved out of the way to protect the king of prejudice. Who needs friends or tourism dollars when you can have an echo chamber of fear? Keep following Newsweek's live blog for more updates - because you know, real-time bigotry is the only entertainment left in this dystopian reality show called America.
