'Peacekeeper' Brings Peace to Protester's Life: One Bullet at a Time
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 7 hours ago
Caught in the crosshairs of irony, Arthur Folasa Ah Loo, the so-called 'innocent bystander,' was introduced to the most forceful form of 'peacekeeping' imaginable. Picture it, folks: a rally for peace, and what do you get? A member of a 'peacekeeping' group deciding to keep the peace by eliminating the noise-permanently.
Now, don't get me wrong, it's not every day you see someone at a peace rally arguing their point with a firearm. But in a world where logic takes a backseat to bullets, anything's possible. Ah Loo, in his last moments, might have wondered if his sign, "Give Peace a Chance," was too literal for his own good.
You'd think that in the land of the free, we'd have mastered the art of non-violent protests. But no, we've decided that the best way to silence dissent is with a 'bang.' The irony is almost as thick as the blood on the Salt Lake streets. Ah Loo, may he rest in peace, became the poster child for how peacekeeping groups really keep the peace-by making sure no one's left to argue the point.
