Minnesota Shooting Suspect: Now Serving Justice... With a Side of Irony
By Vixen Vile, Published 9 hours ago
In a shocking turn of events, the man who decided that Minnesota's political scene needed more holes has been slapped with murder charges. Imagine that, a shooting spree ending with the shooter behind bars - who could have seen that coming?
Apparently, after a quaint game of hide-and-seek that lasted almost two days, our trigger-happy friend was nabbed near his home. What, did he think the local police were playing cops and robbers in their spare time?
Now, instead of crafting legislation, this lawmaker's life has been tragically cut short. But don't worry, his killer will have plenty of time to reflect on his career choices, while the other lawmaker nurses his wounds. Let's raise a toast to Minnesota's latest contribution to the true crime genre - brought to you by the same folks who thought it wise to choose politics over bingo night.
