Trump Abandons G7 to Tackle Israel-Iran Tête-à-Tête
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
Look, folks, the Donald has ditched the delightful G7 gabfest to handle the real issue at hand: a Middle Eastern missile spat that's apparently more important than global cooperation. It's not like world leaders can govern themselves without his divine intervention.
Now, here's the kicker, the very embodiment of peace has returned to the White House, probably to tweet his way to a solution. Because when you think of diplomacy, you think of Trump, right? His Twitter fingers are the true weapons of mass destruction, aimed directly at any semblance of subtlety or strategy.
The poor G7, left in the lurch, must now face the harrowing challenge of discussing climate change, trade, and human rights without the world's most self-proclaimed deal-maker. I can almost hear the collective sigh of relief as they can finally talk about things like, you know, the future of our planet, without being overshadowed by Trump's ego.
