MPs Set Sail on the Good Ship Pro-Choice: Outlawing Old Laws on Abortion
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
In a move as predictable as the sun setting in the West, our enlightened parliament has voted to decriminalize abortion for women in England and Wales. Labour's own Tonia Antoniazzi, with a heart as soft as a sponge cake, championed the cause, leading the charge against the barbaric laws of yesteryear. One percent of abortions, occurring after 24 weeks, are now free from the shackles of legal repercussions.
Oh, what a joyous day for the women of England and Wales, now unburdened by the oppressive weight of antiquated morality. They can now breathe easier knowing that the choice of when life begins is firmly in their manicured hands. No longer will they have to whisper their secrets in the shadows, fearing the long arm of the law might snatch them away to some Dickensian dungeon for daring to make a choice.
But let's not get too high on our proverbial horses, shall we? After all, this is just 1% we're talking about. A mere smidgen of the total, a drop in the ocean of reproductive rights. It's like giving a starving man a single grain of rice and expecting him to write you a thank-you note. But, as we all know, progress is often measured in baby steps, or in this case, fetal flutters. So here's to the future where perhaps, just perhaps, we'll see more than just the tip of the iceberg.
So, here's the punchline: England and Wales, once the bastions of stiff upper lips and 'keeping calm,' have now embraced the chaos of choice. And while the rest of the world watches, some with horror, some with glee, we can only hope that this legislative lunacy spreads like wildfire. Because if there's one thing the modern age needs, it's a good old-fashioned dose of anarchy, sprinkled with a touch of feminist flair.
