Messi Throws Hissy Fit, Inter Miami Somehow Still Wins Spot in Club World Cup
By Blitz Baxter, Published 10 hours ago
What a surprise, folks. Messi, the world's most beloved toddler in soccer boots, had a full-blown meltdown after Inter Miami managed to not lose against Palmeiras. Instead of celebrating a spot in the FIFA Club World Cup, he's throwing a tantrum that would make a two-year-old blush.
You'd think securing a spot in such a prestigious tournament would call for some champagne popping or at least a mild fist pump. But no, not for our boy Messi. He's shaking his head like a dog drying off after a bath. Maybe he was upset they didn't win by 10 goals, or maybe he forgot to have his post-game nap.
The fans, of course, are loving this. They paid good money to see a soccer match, and they ended up with a prime-time drama show starring the Argentine GOAT himself. Maybe next time Inter Miami should bring a pacifier or a blankie for Messi. Or better yet, someone should have a word with him about the concept of 'team' in 'team sport'. But hey, who are we to judge? It's not like he's paid to be a professional or anything.
