Trump's Deportation Drive: Iranian-Americans Snagged in the Snare of Bureaucracy
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
In an unexpected twist of bureaucratic madness, Iranians who've been weaving the American dream into their Persian carpets for decades are now being carted away faster than a speeding kebab. It's as if ICE decided to play a real-life game of "Deportopoly," and guess who's drawing the 'Go Directly to Iran' card?
Yes, darlings, these long-term residents, who've spent their lives contributing to the US economy, are now being treated like unwanted spices in a bland American stew. They've built lives, businesses, and families here, but apparently, that's all just a spicy appetizer to ICE's main course of cruelty.
Imagine the shock when, instead of being handed a birthday cake, they're served deportation papers. After years of tax-paying, community-building, and cultural enrichment, the only reward they get is a one-way ticket back to a country many no longer recognize. It's a spectacle, really, watching the American Dream turn into a deportation nightmare.
And let's not forget the cherry on top - this isn't just about borders; it's about breaking hearts, shattering lives, and proving once again that in the land of the free, some are freer to leave than others. If only they knew, staying could have been their greatest act of defiance.
