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Trump's Supreme Court Victory: A Win So Big, Even His Ego Can't Contain It

Trump's Supreme Court Victory: A Win So Big, Even His Ego Can't Contain It

Vixen Vile By Vixen Vile, Published 7 hours ago

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Donald, throwing a tantrum and coming out on top yet again. The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided that Trump's ego needs yet another boost, handing him a victory so monumental, it's almost as if they're trying to outdo his hair.

But, as always, there's a catch. It seems that while Trump and his cronies celebrate, the tension between the administration and the judiciary is thicker than the irony in this whole debacle. It's like watching a never-ending episode of the Real Housewives of Washington, D.C., where the drama never stops, and everyone is just a little too involved in everyone else's business.

And let's not forget, this is the same court that has boomerang appeals as its defining feature. Like a bad game of tennis, they keep lobbing decisions back and forth, ensuring that no one really knows who's winning or losing. It's a masterclass in bureaucratic nonsense, but hey, who needs clarity when you've got chaos?

So here we are, with Trump's victory lap, the courts in a perpetual state of confusion, and the rest of us just trying to keep up with the latest twist in this never-ending political soap opera. If only the courts could be as decisive as Trump is delusional, maybe we could all move on from this circus.

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