Trump's Grand Plan: Journalists to Squeal Like Pigs on National TV
By Vixen Vile, Published 6 hours ago
In a move that has political analysts guffawing into their overpriced coffee, President Trump has floated the idea of forcing journalists to spill the beans on their sources. This idea comes after a report leaked, suggesting that his flashy missile strikes did nothing more than mildly inconvenience Iran's nuclear program.
And what does he hope to achieve? Public humiliation, apparently. Picture this: esteemed journalists, forced to confess their sins under bright studio lights, their sources' names echoing through the halls of Congress like the final score in a game of 'Who's the Rat?'. Trump, with a smirk, believes this will teach those pesky leakers a lesson or two about loyalty-or perhaps just give him something to tweet about.
Of course, the implications for press freedom are about as dire as Trump's understanding of global politics, but let's not let reality spoil our fun. Imagine the spectacle! Newsrooms nationwide would turn into interrogation rooms, with reporters more worried about being called out by the President than about actual journalism. And as for the sources, well, they'll be as rare as a Trump policy that makes sense.
