High Court Throws Trans Rights Out the Window, Tells Judges to Circle Back
By Vixen Vile, Published 8 hours ago
Oh, Supreme Court, you and your gavel-swinging shenanigans have outdone yourselves this time. In a display of legal wizardry so convoluted, they've told judges to go back in time and play "Simon Says" with their previous rulings on transgender rights. Because nothing screams progress like a judicial do-over.
Picture this: a courtroom, filled with anticipation, as judges, armed with erasers and red pens, prepare to scribble all over decisions they thought were long settled. Meanwhile, transgender individuals are left playing this cruel game of legal limbo, wondering if their healthcare will be a matter of "yes" or "maybe next time."
And let's not overlook the sheer audacity of the High Court. Not content with simply ruling on the here and now, they've decided to meddle with history itself. What's next, Supreme Court? Will you rewrite the Magna Carta or perhaps decide the true meaning of Shakespeare's sonnets? If Shakespeare were alive today, even he might pen a bitter satire on this judicial farce.
