Supreme Court Shocks Us All by Actually Doing Their Job: Leaves Religious School Ban Intact
By Vixen Vile, Published 3 hours ago
Oh, what a spectacle we've been treated to today, dear readers, as the Supreme Court has, for once, managed to not completely overturn the apple cart. In a rare display of judicial restraint, they've left the Oklahoma court's ruling intact, saying 'no' to the nation's first Catholic charter school. Yes, you heard it right, the black-robed titans decided to take a day off from their usual conservative crusades.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not applauding this act of common sense. It's like watching a monkey solve a Rubik's Cube - it's mildly impressive, but you're mostly just baffled at how they managed to do it without setting the whole building on fire. One can only imagine the mental gymnastics that went into this decision, considering their track record of bending the constitution into pretzel shapes for religious liberties.
But let's not celebrate too soon. This ruling is as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake. The religious right will be back, undeterred, their moral compasses spinning wildly in search of new ways to inject their faith into public education. For now, we can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that our children's education won't be turned into a Sunday school session...at least until the next court term.
