UN: "Aid for Gaza? Must've Gotten Lost in the Post, Folks"
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 23 hours ago
Oh, the UN's at it again, trying to pull a fast one with their latest magic trick. Picture this: trucks of aid line up like eager kids at a candy store, but instead of handing out sweets, they're just... standing there. Apparently, the aid's on a vacation, taking a scenic route through the Gaza strip, sightseeing, maybe snapping a few selfies with the rubble.
The U.N., bless their cotton socks, are scratching their heads, looking at maps upside down, possibly asking for directions from a pigeon. "Gaza? Is that near Cyprus?" they muse, while aid packages play hide and seek with the locals. It's like watching a toddler try to fit a square peg into a round hole, except the peg's food, medicine, and the hole's people in need.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm sure the aid's just having a bit of fun, playing a global game of "Where's Waldo?" But at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if the aid took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up sipping cocktails on some beach in the Maldives. So, keep your eyes peeled, folks; if you spot any rogue aid packages, give 'em a nudge towards Gaza, will ya?
