Kim Jong Un's Navy: Now Sinking Faster Than His Approval Ratings!
By Vixen Vile, Published 16 hours ago
In the latest episode of "Despot Down," Kim Jong Un has taken a break from his usual hobbies of missile testing and starving his populace to address a naval faux pas. With all the grace of a beached whale, he condemned a warship accident, perhaps hoping his disapproval would sink as quickly as the ship.
This rare show of transparency comes after Kim was spotted at the launch of another destroyer, looking as enthusiastic as a toddler with a new toy, only for said toy to meet an untimely end. One wonders if the sinking ship was just a metaphor for his regime, or perhaps a new strategy to keep the South Koreans on their toes - literally, if they're trying to avoid the debris.
But let's not forget the silver lining, folks. At least this mishap provided North Korea with something to talk about besides the weather, famine, and how much they miss Dennis Rodman. Kim's public condemnation is as useful as his latest hairstyle, offering no solutions but plenty of finger-pointing. Remember, when your country's navy is more famous for sinking than sailing, you've got bigger fish to fry - or at least, bigger submarines to repair.
