US Gets Crafty: Now Exporting Migrant Problems to South Sudan!
By Vixen Vile, Published 17 hours ago
In a move that would make Machiavelli blush, Uncle Sam has decided to play a global game of "Pass the Parcel" with its migrant population, shipping them off to sunny South Sudan. Yes, because when you think of a tropical getaway, what could be better than a country known for its stability, peace, and thriving tourist industry?
Apparently, the US, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that South Sudan's lush, war-torn landscapes are the perfect backdrop for the next chapter of these migrants' lives. From Vietnam to Cuba, these migrants are getting the surprise of their lives as they're ushered onto flights, probably thinking they're headed to the Land of the Free, only to end up in a land where "freedom" is a luxury item often out of stock.
Of course, one might wonder, "Why South Sudan?" Maybe it's because the US figured if these migrants survive the journey, they'll be well-prepared for the challenges ahead. Or perhaps it's the US's new humanitarian initiative: "Operation Let's Make Other Countries Deal With Our Problems." It's the gift that keeps on giving, right? Just imagine the look on South Sudan's government faces when they realize America's latest export isn't just peanut butter but also its own social issues. How thoughtful.
