Local Handyman Turns Prison Break Into Plumbing Fiasco
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 2 days ago
What's with this world, huh? Now, even the maintenance crew is in on the jailbreak action. A so-called "handyman" at New Orleans' finest correctional facility decided that his calling wasn't just fixing pipes but also breaking spirits. This guy thought, "Why just unclog toilets when you can help clear out the whole joint?"
They say he turned off the water, and these inmates, with the cunning of Houdini, proceeded to yank out a toilet and sink fixture like they were playing some twisted version of "Operation." Meanwhile, the guards were probably busy watching reruns of "Cops" instead of keeping an eye on the actual cop shop.
Now, the big question is, did he think this through? Was his plan to become the hero of the underworld, or did he just really hate his job? Either way, this escapade has turned him from a nobody with a wrench to a somebody with handcuffs. And guess what? He's now facing charges. Who would've thought that breaking out criminals could land you in the slammer? Oh, the irony.
