UK's Latest Cure for Sex Offenders: A Cocktail of Drugs and Desks
By Vixen Vile, Published 4 hours ago
And here we thought the British had run out of ideas to deal with their criminals. Instead of, you know, actual rehabilitation or therapy, they've decided to go straight for the jugular-or should I say, the groin. In a move that's as medieval as it is modern, the UK has decided that the best way to reduce the risk of sex offenders reoffending is by turning them into chemically castrated clerks.
Imagine, if you will, a world where these offenders are sitting in their offices, their once rampant hormones now replaced by the urge to alphabetize their TPS reports. No longer will they be a threat to society, but they will be a terror to their co-workers, droning on about the efficiency of their new filing system.
And let's not forget the space-saving aspect of this plan. With prisons bursting at the seams, what better way to free up a cell than to turn your criminal into a human paperweight? It's cost-effective, or so they claim. But really, isn't this just a new form of punishment masquerading as a solution? One can only hope that the side effects don't include an uncontrollable urge to start a revolution, because who knows what these newly enlightened, hormone-deprived minds might come up with next.
