House GOP's Climate Plan: Smoke More, Save Less - It's a Gas!
By Vixen Vile, Published 9 hours ago
Ah, House Republicans, the true environmental warriors we all knew they could be. In their latest act of political sorcery, they've decided that gutting clean energy tax credits is the way to save our planet. Because nothing says "sustainability" like eliminating incentives for solar panels and wind turbines, right?
Imagine a world where the only 'clean' energy is the one that comes with a side of carcinogens. Their new budget reconciliation bill must be their secret love letter to Big Oil, whispering sweet nothings about how they'll never part. While the rest of the world moves towards renewable sources, the GOP seems determined to keep us in the past, powered by coal and spite.
In what can only be described as a masterstroke of fiscal responsibility, they're ensuring that any hopes for a cleaner, greener future are not just defunded but positively defiled. It's like they're throwing a party for pollution, and we're all invited - whether we like it or not. So, strap in, because the only 'renewable' these folks care about is their mandate to keep us from breathing easy.
