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White House Throws Shade at RFK Jr.'s Health Report, Calls it "Wishful Research"

White House Throws Shade at RFK Jr.'s Health Report, Calls it "Wishful Research"

Vixen Vile By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago

Bravo, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! Here we are, in an age where the truth has taken a vacation, and RFK Jr. decides to send it into permanent exile with his report "Make America Healthy Again." The White House has just confirmed what we all suspected-Kennedy's grand health plan was about as grounded in reality as his last successful political campaign.

This report, a supposed beacon of hope and health, turns out to be nothing more than a collection of ghost studies. A real ghost hunt would have been more credible. Studies that don't exist, RFK? You could have at least hired a good ghostwriter to conjure some convincing data! But no, he's out there citing "research" that makes Bigfoot sightings look like common household events.

To cap it all off, the White House had the audacity to acknowledge these "problems." Oh, how gracious of them! They might as well have said, "Oopsie, looks like we've got another conspiracy on our hands." It's clear that the White House is just as amused by RFK Jr.'s fantasy health plan as we are, if not slightly terrified that people might actually believe it. Next time, RFK, maybe just stick to the family business of political scandals; at least those make for a good story.

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