Kilmar Abrego Garcia Smuggled Migrants, Trump Smuggles Blame
By Vixen Vile, Published 10 hours ago
Ah, the saga of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the man who made smuggling look as easy as ordering a pizza. Now, he's back in the US, not for a pizza party, but to face charges. Apparently, our fearless leader thinks this is a 'messaging triumph.' Yes, because nothing screams 'success' like a smuggler outsmarting your border security.
Meanwhile, Trump is busy patting himself on the back, probably with tiny hands, while the rest of us are left wondering if he's going to start selling 'I Smuggled Migrants and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt' at his next rally. One can only imagine the spin: 'See, folks, I told you we'd get 'em. Now, buy my steaks.'
And let's not forget the fine print: 'Messaging triumph' might just be code for 'we had no clue this was happening until it was too late.' But hey, as long as there's someone else to blame, right? Next up, Trump might claim he personally apprehended Garcia, right after he finishes his round of golf.
