Square Enix Digs Up Decades-Old Game for Switch: A Desperate Cry for Nostalgia
By Poppy Posh, Published 1 day ago
In a move that can only be described as a desperate gasp for relevance, Square Enix has decided to exhume the remains of Final Fantasy Tactics for the Nintendo Switch. Yes, because what the world needed was another port of a game from yesteryear, as if nostalgia alone could substitute for innovation.
One must ponder, what's next? A remastered version of Pong? Perhaps a high-definition release of Pac-Man with a storyline that explores the existential crisis of our circular hero? The developers, in their infinite wisdom, have probably spent countless hours ensuring that the pixelated graphics are just as blocky and charming as they were in 1997.
And let's not forget the excitement of playing on the Switch 2, a device so advanced it might just have the processing power to render those ancient sprites in 3D. Bravo, Square Enix, for this bold step into the past. Here's to hoping they include a time machine in the game, because that seems to be the only way they can keep up with modern gaming trends.
