Tinseltown Turns Into Totalitarian Turf: Trump's Troops Tussle with Taco Truck Terrorists
By Vixen Vile, Published 4 hours ago
Oh, what a day for the City of Angels, where the only thing more shocking than the hair on Trump's head is the scene unfolding on its streets. The LAPD, bless their rubber-bullet-filled souls, had the audacity to suggest that maybe, just maybe, protesters should pack up their rage and go home to their avocado toast. Meanwhile, the man-child with the golden Twitter fingers, Trump, calls for the troops to restore order. Clearly, he's watched too many reruns of 'Call of Duty.'
But let's not forget the real heroes here: the self-driving cars, burning brighter than a meteor shower, while their human drivers cheer from the sidelines. One has to wonder, were these cars programmed to self-destruct in the face of protest or was this an unexpected feature? Either way, it's like the AI got tired of ferrying around oblivious tech bros and decided to join the resistance.
And as for the freeway blockade, well, isn't that just the ultimate flex? Not only do you disrupt the daily commute of every Karen and Chad in their hybrid Priuses, but you also turn the city into a real-life episode of 'Mad Max.' Protesters, with their signs and their fury, have effectively made LA's traffic, which is already a special kind of hell, even more biblical. Bravo, I say. Nothing like a good ol' protest to remind us all that we're living in dystopian times, with the only soundtrack being the cries of overpriced coffee shops mourning the lack of morning traffic.
