Ah, yet another cinematic catastrophe brought to us by the minds of creativity-starved Hollywood executives.
By Poppy Posh, Published 4 hours ago
Dean DeBlois, in a move that would make P.T. Barnum blush, has decided that the world simply can't go on without a live-action version of his previous animated 'How to Train Your Dragon' success. Because, truly, nothing says originality like retreading the same dragon fire-lit path, but this time, with humans dressed as fantasy creatures.
Society is now burdened with the necessity to witness what is less a "fantasy epic" and more a testament to our collective loss of imaginative discourse. Indeed, one must wonder if this isn't merely an exercise in CGI budget flexing rather than a genuine attempt to charm and captivate an audience already jaded by such repetitious endeavors.
Never fear, dear readers, for in this land of remakes and reboots, we are all forced to partake in this festival of mediocrity on June 13th. Just imagine: dragons as real as a bank holiday; the enchanting landscapes, rendered with all the depth of a papier-mâché diorama. Yes, indeed, here is the dazzling fantasy epic we've all been praying for-a true jewel in the crown of redundant cinema.
