RFK Jr. Appoints Anti-Vaxxers and Flat-Earthers to CDC Vaccine Committee

RFK Jr. Appoints Anti-Vaxxers and Flat-Earthers to CDC Vaccine Committee

Vixen Vile By Vixen Vile, Published Published 2025-06-11

Ah, the saga continues at the CDC, where the revolving door of experts has now swung open to welcome a gaggle of quacktivists. Yes, RFK Jr., the man whose medical knowledge is as deep as a puddle, has decided to handpick the new members for the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices. Gone are the days of those pesky, evidence-based scientists; now we'll have the charm of conspiracy theorists and those who believe vaccinations cause spontaneous human combustion.

Imagine, if you will, a meeting room filled with the sweet scent of essential oils and the soothing sounds of crystals clinking together. These new committee members, selected with the finesse of a blindfolded chicken pecking at corn, will ensure that vaccine recommendations are as scientifically sound as a recipe for turning lead into gold. They'll debate the merits of echinacea over, say, actual medical research, because who needs facts when you have feelings?

But let's not forget the silver lining in this cloud of absurdity: at least now we can expect some entertainment value from our vaccine policy decisions. Perhaps we'll see a revival of the bloodletting technique or a serious consideration of whether the earth's curvature affects vaccine efficacy. Indeed, the future of public health looks hilariously bleak with this motley crew steering the ship.

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