BREAKING: Israel and Iran Throw World's Most Expensive Fireworks Party
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 9 hours ago
You'd think with all the chaos out there, people would be trying to save a buck or two. But no, Israel and Iran decided to light up the sky with a dazzling display of missiles, drones, and just plain ol' stupidity. The price tag? Just a measly few lives and a crater or two. It's not like we needed those tax dollars for, you know, education, healthcare, or not starting World War III.
If you thought your neighborhood barbecue was the highlight of summer, you haven't seen anything yet. Iran and Israel have set the bar so high, we might as well cancel the Olympics. They've turned the Middle East into a live-action video game, complete with respawn points, but it seems they forgot to include the 'Friendly Fire' setting.
And let's not forget, these two countries are also acting like a couple of kids in a playground, throwing sand at each other, except the sand is explosives, and the playground is the entire Middle East. Folks, if you're looking for a spectacle that combines the thrill of a drone strike with the tragicomedy of human error, look no further. Just don't blink, or you might miss your chance to join the 'I Survived The Middle East Fireworks Show' club.
