D.C. to Host Military Parade, Irony Marches Too!
By Cynic Cosmo Creed, Published 23 hours ago
I guess they figured, hey, let's roll out the tanks and show off the brawny side of our nation. The kind of firepower that says, "We're ready to barbeque some hypothetical enemies over the weekend." Now, Mother Nature has apparently RSVP'd, promising a spectacle of her own, likely involving torrential rain to rust the military's might.
Just imagine it, thousands of spectators, all dressed up with no place to dry off, watching tanks maneuver through puddles. The parade will become a symphony of squeaking treads and soldiers performing synchronized drip-drops. Perfect opportunity to launch a 'Sink or Swim' campaign for recruitment, huh?
And while the generals are considering how to keep their medals gleaming, the rest of us are left to wonder if this is some elaborate social experiment to test our patriotism. Maybe in the chaos, someone will finally get around to fixing the potholes with the free tank tracks. This parade, an unintentional display of absurdity, will surely be remembered for years to come.
