Israel Goes Full Moses, Parting Not Seas But Heads of IRGC in Tehran!
By Vixen Vile, Published 8 hours ago
In a stroke of hubris that would make even Ozymandias blush, Israel has decided that the path to Tehran must be paved with the blood of IRGC's top intelligence brass. These so-called masterminds found themselves not on the road to victory, but trapped beneath rubble courtesy of what's now being called Israel's 'Gaza Wedding Planner' service. One can only imagine the surprise when their grandiose plans to undermine were quite literally undermined by a few well-placed bombs.
The IDF's chief, in a moment of self-congratulatory glee, has described this as a significant step towards reaching Tehran. A road paved with the skulls of your enemies? How very Game of Thrones, but without the dragons, just drones. It's unclear if this is strategy or a particularly macabre real estate project. One thing's for sure, they're not just paving roads, they're making them out of the very bones of the IRGC.
And as for Trump, he apparently vetoed a plan to make Ali Khamenei a casualty, opting instead to keep him as the supreme token of international chess. In a world where leaders play games with real people, Trump's decision seems like a play for continuity rather than the dramatic finale we'd expect in a season finale. Perhaps he's saving the big move for his next election campaign - ‘I could've ended him, but didn't for you, America!'
