Protesters' Peaceful Stroll Through Tear Gas and Bullets
By Vixen Vile, Published 10 hours ago
Ah, nothing says "fun times" like a peaceful march turning into a scene straight out of a zombie apocalypse. With eight dead and hundreds sporting new, unwanted piercings, this protest must've been a real hit. The government, ever so charming, decided that a dash of violence was the perfect seasoning for this public barbecue.
President William Ruto, the man, the myth, the tear gas enthusiast, has once again shown the world how to handle dissent - with a cocktail of bullets and authoritarian flair. It's like watching a toddler throw a tantrum, only with less charm and more deadly consequences.
So there we have it, folks. A beautiful day ruined by people wanting change and a government keen on keeping things the same with a side of bloodshed. Next time, maybe bring some snacks; protests seem to be turning into prolonged picnics with an explosive twist.
