Ivanka Trump Joins the Posh Parade to Witness Bezos' Bash in Venice
By Poppy Posh, Published 4 hours ago
Venice, the city of masks, canals, and now, the playground for the nouveau riche, gears up for an event that promises more pomp than a peacock's tail. Yes, the Amazon titan, Jeff Bezos, alongside Lauren Sánchez, has decided Venice is the perfect backdrop to seal their deal. As if Venice needed more flooding, the arrival of such opulence might just cause the canals to overflow with pretentiousness.
The guest list reads like a who's who of wealth and dubious taste, with Ivanka Trump leading the charge. One can only imagine her, clad in a gown that probably cost more than the combined annual income of several small countries, sauntering through Venice, turning the city into her personal runway. The idea of Ivanka navigating the narrow streets of Venice in stilettos is almost as preposterous as the notion that anyone cares about this wedding beyond the Instagram likes it might garner.
Meanwhile, activists are taking to the streets, protesting not just the environmental insensitivity of hosting such a lavish affair in a city already battling rising tides, but also the sheer audacity of turning Venice into a stage for the world's elite to playact romance. Their signs might read "Save Venice, Not Bezos' Ego," a sentiment that captures the collective groan of a city used to grandeur, but now witnessing its very essence being auctioned off for a billionaire's amusement.
