Trump Sues Maryland Judges, Claims They're Illegally Deporting His Ego
By Vixen Vile, Published 5 hours ago
Oh, the drama! President Trump, ever the martyr, has decided to sue not just one, not two, but all fifteen federal judges in Maryland. Why, you ask? Because these judicial villains dared to block his divine right to deport immigrants at will. In Trump's world, a judge's ruling is not just a legal obstacle, but a personal affront to his omnipotent executive powers.
The audacity of these judges to think they can uphold the law! Here we have a president so thin-skinned, he thinks legal proceedings are just another reality TV show where he's the star. The lawsuit claims these judges are conspiring to inflate his ego by denying him the spectacle of immediate deportations. Apparently, in Trump's mind, the judiciary is just another cast member in his ongoing drama series, "The Apprentice: Deportation Edition."
One can only imagine the courtroom scene: Trump, with his tiny hands flailing, demanding justice for his bruised ego while the judges, in their robes, shake their heads in disbelief. This isn't just about immigration policy; it's about Trump's insatiable need for control and his belief that every courtroom should be a stage for his personal grievances. If only we could deport his oversized ego instead of immigrants, Maryland might just have a case.
