Tesla's Robotaxis: So Safe, Even Regulators Can't Resist a Joyride!
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 6 hours ago
In a world where safety is but a whimsical notion, Tesla's robotaxis have hit the streets of Austin, and guess what? Federal safety regulators couldn't wait to hop in for a spin! Because, you know, when you've got self-driving cars, the first thing you want to do is see if they can outmaneuver those pesky human-driven vehicles.
Oh, the thrill of being in a car where you can't actually see the road because the windows are tinted to match your existential dread. These regulators, in their infinite wisdom, probably thought, "Why not make sure these autonomous wonders can handle the chaos of real-world driving by jumping in with both feet and no safety net?"
But let's not kid ourselves; this is Tesla we're talking about. They're the company that believes 'Safety First' is just a suggestion, not a rule. So, it's only fitting that the government steps in, not with a gentle nudge, but with a full-blown investigation, because who needs seatbelts when you have innovation on your side? Here's to Tesla, making the roads less safe, one robotaxi at a time!
