Nuclear Faux Pas: Trump Brags about U.S. Demolishing Iran's Paper Mache Nuke Plant
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Well, if you thought diplomacy was about talking, think again! Donald J. Trump, the quintessential poster boy for subtlety, has proudly proclaimed the obliteration of Iran's nuclear capability - by which he obviously meant their assortment of cardboard reactors and plastic centrifuges.
I mean, who knewthat Iran was actually more advanced in origami than in nuclear physics? Trump's strategy here seems to have been to confuse Iran's nuclear scientists into submission by unleashing a barrage of paper shredding drones.
You have to hand it to him, it's not every day that a world leader boasts about attacking an imaginary target, leaving the actual nuclear reactors unscathed. But then again, in Trump's world, reality is just a suggestion, and his actions are a loud, cacophonous 'NO!'
If only diplomacy could be as simpleas Trump believes it to be; a world where you can just smash the toys of the kids you don't like and call it a day. But alas, the international community looks on with a mixture of disbelief and, well, the kind of concern one might have for a toddler playing with fireworks.
