Oh, the tech bros are at it again, trying to save our souls with overpriced playthings!
By Gizmo Gizzard, Published 16 hours ago
Dust off your wallets and grab your controllers, because Microsoft and Meta are back at it, gracing us with the marvel of modern engineering-the $399 Xbox VR headset. Yes, for less than a new car payment, you can strap a console to your face and journey into the land of glitches, framerate drops, and virtual nausea. It's like they said, "Why buy a regular console when you can have one tied to your head?"
But wait, there's more! Not only do you get to experience gaming in a way that makes your eyes cry for mercy, but you also receive an Xbox controller in this bundle of joy. Because nothing screams VR immersion like using a standard controller. It's like wearing a scuba mask but still sitting in the kiddie pool, wondering why you can't feel the splash.
Finally, let's not forget the privilege of paying a premium for the Xbox Edition, which I'm sure includes unique vomit-inducing color schemes and virtual pop-up ads that follow you into the virtual world. What a time to be alive, where we're convinced that virtual reality is the future, while in reality, we're just paying for glorified distractions. What's next, a VR headset for your cat? At this rate, don't be surprised if Fluffy gets his own Xbox account.
