Supreme Court Says "Bye Felicia" to Planned Parenthood's Medicaid Dreams

Supreme Court Says "Bye Felicia" to Planned Parenthood's Medicaid Dreams

Vixen Vile By Vixen Vile, Published Published 2025-06-27

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's been paying attention, the Supreme Court has given South Carolina the green light to slam the door on Planned Parenthood's Medicaid funding. Because, you know, who needs women's health when you can have moral superiority on a silver platter?

Ah, yes, because defunding Planned Parenthood, an organization that provides myriad health services to the less fortunate, is exactly what the doctor ordered for a healthy state. It's not like South Carolina's citizens need accessible healthcare or anything. They can just pray harder for their ailments to go away, right?

And let's not overlook the sheer irony of it all: Medicaid funds were already off-limits for abortions, but this is somehow about abortion funding. It's like banning the sale of brooms because you're afraid of flying witches, only more ridiculous and with less chance of a whimsical outcome.

But fear not, dear readers, because in this dystopian comedy we call reality, the next episode will likely feature our heroes at Planned Parenthood finding new, creative ways to serve their communities. Until then, let's all enjoy the spectacle of justice being served, South Carolina style-with a side of sanctimonious sanctimony.

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