Trump's Great Wall Against Chinese Geniuses - Here Comes the Brain Drain!
By Vixen Vile, Published 1 day ago
Once upon a dystopian American dream, we swung open our gates to the bright-eyed Chinese scholars, all in the name of some convoluted international 'friendship.' In an act of audacious diplomacy, we mistook these students for the gifts they really were - not an exchange but a gift-wrapped export from the East, packaged with an 'Intellect Inside' sticker. Now, in the era of Trump, our brave leader has decided it's time to uninvite the 'genius invasion.'
In the '70s, Americans played host like they'd never seen foreigners before, like they were starving for exotic intellectual company. It was all hugs and handshakes as if a Chinese student in their living room was as good as a panda in the zoo. They offered their homes, their hearts, and, crucially, their universities. But what did they expect when they opened Pandora's brain box?
Now, President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, sees this influx of intellect not as an opportunity but as an imminent threat. He's probably worried that the Chinese will figure out how to make America smart again. In a world where we're struggling to find our way out of a white bag, why would we want to keep the only folks who know how to tie it shut? So, he's slamming the door in their faces, thinking that somehow the American brain drain is just a clever diversion, like a magician's trick.
Who needs foreign students when we can have American geniuses, right? I mean, we've got a brilliant strategy of sending our graduates to deliver pizzas or work in call centers. The glorious future of American intellectual might is all but assured. What's next, a wall of ignorance? All we need now is a moat of stupidity to complete the circle of our own self-inflicted idiocy.
