AB Hernandez Wins Gold... and Then Splits It Like A Cheesy Slice At A Pizza Party!
By Blitz Baxter, Published 1 day ago
Here we go, sports fans, AB Hernandez just redefined what it means to be a winner! At the California high school track championships, AB didn't just win; they shared the love like a hug from your over-enthusiastic aunt. Picture this: first place in the high jump, and instead of hogging the spotlight, Hernandez decides to play musical chairs with the podium. That's right, in a stunning display of what must be the world's most awkward compromise, they split the top spot!
The crowd probably thought they were hallucinating when they saw not one, but two athletes awkwardly trying to fit their feet in the gold medal spot. It's like watching a double date where no one knows whose turn it is to pay the bill.
AB Hernandez, in a true testament to their spirit of, well, something, also shared the triple jump honors. Because why win one race when you can confuse everyone involved by splitting the win? It's like they're saying, "I'm here for the team, but also, here's half my trophy, buddy, 'cause I'm just that cool." Next thing you know, they'll be sharing the finish line tape because, apparently, everyone's a winner now!
